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Worst Pick up lines
by Guest Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:37 am
I'll start:
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
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Re: Worst Pick up lines
by Guest Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:27 am
Eyuh babe! See this armpit? Do you want to smell it in the morning?
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Re: Worst Pick up lines
by Guest Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:43 pm
Is there a mirror in your pocket? cause I can see myself in your pants!
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Re: Worst Pick up lines
by Guest Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:03 pm
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
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Re: Worst Pick up lines
by Guest Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:22 pm
Are you the Square root of -1?
Because you can't be real! ',:)
Because you can't be real! ',:)
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Re: Worst Pick up lines
by Guest Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:41 pm
STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?
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Re: Worst Pick up lines
by Guest Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:09 pm
You: Does your face hurt?
Girl: No, why?
You: Oh Sorry, I thought you were a angel that fell from heaven
Girl: No, why?
You: Oh Sorry, I thought you were a angel that fell from heaven
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Re: Worst Pick up lines
by Guest Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:37 pm
As you can tell, i'm white on the outside, did you want some inside?
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