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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:37 am

I'll start:

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Very Happy

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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:27 am

Eyuh babe! See this armpit? Do you want to smell it in the morning?

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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:43 pm

Is there a mirror in your pocket? cause I can see myself in your pants!

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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:03 pm

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:22 pm

Are you the Square root of -1?
Because you can't be real! ',:)

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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:41 pm

STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?

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Post by Guest on Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:09 pm

You: Does your face hurt?
Girl: No, why?
You: Oh Sorry, I thought you were a angel that fell from heaven

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Post by Guest on Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:37 pm

As you can tell, i'm white on the outside, did you want some inside?

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